Résumé
— I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney — I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney. Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault.
Experience
Recent
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2017
Became 45th president of the United States
Back then
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2016
Won election race with 77 votes more than Clinton, yippe-kee-yay! 🥂
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2015
Became the most important Republican nominating for presidential election run
Way back then
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2009
Changed my mind and became Republican again
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2005
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- no grades, certificates and other bureaucracy
- program offered courses in real estate, asset management entrepreneurship, and wealth creation
- 98% students gave positive reviews while studying, however some of these ungrateful gringos filed lawsuits against Trump University after the course. I had to pay $25 million to settle that...
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2002
Acquired the former Hotel Delmonico, which was renovated and reopened in 2004 as the Trump Park Avenue. I sure do like my surname! 😊
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2001
Completed Trump World Tower and joined the Democratic Party
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1999
Started buying golf courses. They are very cheap, I have 18 of them now in USA and abroad! Also switched to the Reform Party that year
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1997
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Began a multi-building development along the Hudson River, which was named Trump Place. Me and the other investors sold our shares for $1.8 billion and that was then the biggest residential sale in the history of New York City
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1996
Acquired the Bank of Manhattan Trust Building, which was a vacant seventy-one story skyscraper on Wall Street. After an extensive renovation, the high-rise was renamed the Trump Building
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1994
Refurbished the Gulf and Western Building on Columbus Circle, turned it into a 44-story luxury property known as Trump International Hotel and Tower
When I was young
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1989 ― 1992
Ran a second hand airline called Trump Shuttle. What a waste of money, I had to sell it, now it is American Airlines Shuttle, btw
Personal life
Recent
Back then
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2005
Married her
Way back then
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1998
Met my future third wife, Melania Knauss
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1999
Divorced Marla 🤷
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1993
Married Marla and had a daughter, we named her Tiffany, because I like Tiffany & Company jewellery as well
When I was young
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1992
Started affair with Marla Maples, so I had to divorce. God knows I love nice women, I love them all! 😍
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1984
Birth of Eric Trump
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1982
Birth of Ivanka Trump
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1977
My first son is born. I called him Donald, of course!
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1977
Married Czech model Ivana Zelníčková
Languages
Skills
Character
Likes😃
Dislikes😞
Wants🥺
Education
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2011Asked friends who are prominent and wealthy alumni of the New York Military Academy to secure my academic records so they could not be seen by anyone, never!
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1966Transferred to the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania and graduated in May 1968 with a B.S. in economics
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1964Started studying in Fordham University
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1959Enrolled in the New York Military Academy, a private boarding school, after my parents discovered I made frequent trips into Manhattan without their permission